May 2012
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May 29th
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May 28th
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Anonymous asked: what was the party you were at like?
May 28th
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There are SIX fedoras at this party. SIX. Guys. Guys please. Guys please no.
May 28th
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May 27th
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Anonymous asked: You Americans are so fucking arrogant.
May 27th
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Her safe-word was “Kung Pao Chicken.” It was hard not to laugh.
May 27th
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May 27th
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“Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I’ve seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried ‘no es bueno’ after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain.”                             comment left under a porn clip. this man is a poet.
May 27th
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“Whatever I looked at was alive, everything had a voice, but I never found out...”
– Anna Akhmatova, from “Fragment, 1959,” trans. Stephen Berg 
May 27th
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All Dharmas Are Marked with Emptiness I’m talking now about the destitute and the wild-eyed, I’m  talking about the lady who made the head of the Virgin Mary  out of cut up pieces of magazines and broken glass and a  can of carpenter’s glue—and then there’s the girl I know  who works in the supermarket, who printed an entire anthology  of poems on a single...
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Anonymous asked: How is it that you fucked a dyke? Didn't fucking you make her not a dyke?
May 26th
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May 26th
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biscuitmunroe asked: tell us a story daddy!
May 26th
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May 26th
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Missy P did not want to do this video.
May 25th
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“every one is waiting on every thing.” every thing EVERY THING shouted by a rude food-walla at an Indian chaat house to a crowd of hungry and impatient customers and at that moment I attained complete perfect enlightenment.
May 25th
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Last Night's Dream
I have somehow completely wrecked my life. Perhaps I have relapsed on drugs & alcohol. I am living in a really horrible filthy dirty group-living situation in Hell’s Kitchen in Manhattan that has bedrooms with 4 beds with only male residents. There are no toilets in this place and to piss or shit, you have to go in an old fashioned chamber pot that’s kept under your bed. There are...
May 25th
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May 25th
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There is something that is just so gay about a guy who is really super-straight. 
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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junkyard-bodhisattva: Daddy is very mad at you. **Trigger Warning** for verbal abuse and violence. 25+ new followers due to this video. I think I’ve touched a very kinky nerve amongst tumblr-folks. Perhaps I’ll do more with this Angry Daddy act. 
May 23rd
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that’s right baby, that’s right…
May 23rd
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chunkyglitter replied to your photo Nice shoes! I love how you dress…it’s sorta dykey. this is high praise indeed!
May 23rd
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John Water's "Desperate Living" Trailer
really hot sex scene at 1:20 this preview is crucial in understanding my mind and how it works.
May 23rd
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